Taylor Swift Uses Red Microphone and Glitter Top to Seduce Good Morning America Crowd

The "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" singer Fosses her way through Times Square.

Just when we were bracing for another photo of Miley Cyrus dressed like a Russian mail order bride, we get this across our transoms instead.

It's Taylor Swift, and she's ready to audition for Glee's New Directions! Like, yay! Taylor, with you up front, the team is totally gonna take Nationals for two years in a row, babe.

Just kidding, of course. Taylor's actually on stage, performing for Good Morning America in Times Square, but come on. The black striped tights, dance flats and spangly top—if that's not a leotard, we'll eat Liza Minnelli's wig. It's all so Fosse we're wondering where the bowler hat went.

Jazz hands, everybody!