It's not that Kris Jenner doesn't redneckonize. She's just not familiar with Honey Boo Boo Child.
A recent report claimed the Kardashian matriarch was trashing fellow reality stars Alana Thompson (aka the Toddlers & Tiaras alum whose family now stars in Here Comes Honey Boo Boo) and her mother, June Shannon (the Coupon Queen).
"I would never criticize her, because I don't even really know who Honey Boo Boo is," Kris tells E! News, adding that until recently she thought "Boo Boo" was a dog. (She was most likely thinking of Boo, the world's cutest dog, who counts Khloé Kardashian Odom among his legions of fans.)
"I've never seen the show," Kris adds. She also made it clear that any previous comments from her about Smoochie & Co. are inaccurate and out of context.
No drama here, y'all. Bible.