Mike Sorrentino, The Situation

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God bless, America.

As you stuff your face with tasty hot dogs and hamburgers at the beach or your friend's pool party, Jersey Shore star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino is ringing in the big 3-0.

One of the wealthiest Shore stars had an interesting year.

Sorrentino surprised fans with an unexpected situation when we heard of his entry to rehab for a prescription drug problem, but luckily, our abtastic, fist-pumping Jersey boy made it through with hopes of continuing to keep clean.

Sitch is currently filming the sixth (yes, sixth) season of Jersey Shore, so we're hoping Snooki, Deena, JWoww and Sammi bake him a cake this year, so Mike doesn't get sad again.

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