"I don't think she cares...It's better if she doesn't even try to show the real her. 'Cause what she's doing right now is working for her."
—Paris' blogging bestie Perez Hilton, on what the public should know about the real Pare-poo. You mean there's more to this thigh-spreading heiress than photo ops and hair extensions? We'd love to see it sometime, would blow our collective minds.