INFphoto.comHere's a name we hoped and prayed we never had to utter again: Adnan Ghalib. Britney Spears' married paparazzi boyfriend—gal knows how to pick 'em, surely—is pretty much none of those things anymore. Not only does his former photo agency JFX claim that A.G. "never worked for [them]," ouch, B.S.' ex filed for divorce from his wife of four years, Azlynn Berry, back in June.
Maybe he thought he and his star-crossed lover Britters actually stood a chance once all this "focusing on her career" hoopla died down and her parents flew back to Louisiana to start screwin' up baby Maddie's childhood.
This guy was barely married to begin with—even his first marriage (yep, turns out walking down the aisle is a hobby for this guy) was right around the time he was applying for a green card. True love? Don't make us scoff. Is any relaysh Ad-hon's had really about romance, or just benefiting from broads with more power? Hopefully we'll all catch a break and Ad'll be deported back to whatever country/planet he came from.
And if Brit's as not-stupid as we think she is (well, her reps, anyway), babe should just release a sex tape herself so this d-bag doesn't get any money off it. If she can bounce back from vag flashing and head shaving, girl can comeback from anything.
—With additional sass by Becky Bain