Wow. We certainly didn't see that coming. And neither did you.
Despite everyone and their mother predicting that trucker-mouthed Cloris Leachman or stiff-as-a-board Rocco DiSpirito would get the ax, Dancing With the Stars kicked off someone rather unexpected tonight: bootylicious E! reality star Kim Kardashian.
Only we have the breaking details right now, plus word from Kim herself and her famous family...