We might be able to help.
E! News has come across a baby registry at Bel-Bambini (where Simpson's rumored to be registered) under the name "J. Johnson," and we think it might be for Eric Johnson's wife-to-be.
So what's on the list, and when is the anticipated baby shower where you can present your awesome gift?
If it is in fact Simpson's wish list (her rep had no comment), she will be forever grateful to anyone who can get her the essential bottle sleeves, rattles and burp cloths (among other necessities). But if you really wanna get on her BFF list, you can opt to drop some serious moola and purchase the $400 crib or $360 cashmere blanket.
Whatever you choose.
As for the big party day, the site informs us that the baby shower will be held this Sunday, March 18!
We're sure J. Johnson, whoever it may be, will be very touched.
—Reporting by Holly Passalaqua