If you're still trying to find Scarlett Johansson's nude pics, you might as well stop.
In case you didn't hear, Scarlett called in the FBI to finger the hacker and has been having all sorts of sleazy sites remove the photos. To us, this translates as: She's not saying they're fake! Finally, a starlet who doesn't deny she took the nudie photos, which we totally respect.
So is it even worth the trouble of tracking down Scar's T&A shots?
We say no.
For the oft-titled World's Sexiest Woman, her pics are sooo boring! And not too sexy, to boot.
Sure, she's got the assets (emphasis on..well, you get it), but it's all about taking it to the next level—posing is essential. And ScarJo's half-assed attempt at sex appeal so isn't selling us.
Is it time for there to be a class for young starlets: Taking Nudie Pics 101?
We've got some teachers in mind who could school ScarJo on the proper way to show off her stuff.
If you got a peek of the rumored Blake Lively photos baring it all, you know what we're talking about. The girl in those photos knows how to rock the au naturel camera phone photo shoot.
But since Blake's adamant the photos were not her, we'd hardly consider her suited to hand out sexy pop quizzes.
Which is why we, once again, turn to Rihanna. The pop star knows a thing about getting her skin shots splashed all over the internet. But she doesn't freak out and call in the feds—she owns up to them and, get this, the story kinda goes away.
Scarlett should take a page out of her book. Maybe they could go over some poses and camera angles over coffee. We're just saying.
If you're gonna bare it all, go for it! Get a little crazy, really tell a story—maybe get some props?
Really we just wish that she had some nakie snapshots of former hubby Ryan Reynolds that had gotten the leak treatment too. Isn't that one of the rules: I'll show you mine if you show me yours?