BRAND NEW ON E!
The highly anticipated clothing line Missoni for Target officially went on sale today and caused quite the frenzy in women across America. Some of the stores were sold out of the items by 9 a.m., after crazy estrogen-filled shoppers had lined up during the early hours of the morning. Some of the technically savvy women stayed in and went on line to buy their new zigzag and brightly colored clothes. Unfortunately, that was too much to handle and the website crashed for two hours while women wept at their computers. Clearly, it was not a busy day at the unemployment offices. I think the worst part about this is that now, tomorrow, women every where will be showing up to work in the same yellow and green dress and lavender scarf. I don't really understand this mentality since I've never been one to wait in line unless it's 3 a.m. and I'm on foot at a Taco Bell drivethrough. The person I feel the most sorry for is the guy who just went to Target to buy some refills for his Swiffer Wet Jet and ended up in a mob.