Jesse James, Kat Von D, Twitter


Jesse James and Kat Von D are reportedly not only back together, but they are hoping to have a baby. This makes perfect sense, since everyone knows that after you break up on Twitter and/or a reality show and then get back together, the next step is family planning. According to a "source," which I assume is a tattoo artist, Jesse has had children with "almost every woman he's been committed to." What...a romantic. The source also said that the rumors about Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds dating are really getting to Jesse. He can't stand the idea of Ryan being a father to that cute little black nugget Louis, and it drives him crazy to see him being taken care of by another man. This is a classic case of the ink pot calling the hot kettle with really great abs black.

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