Morning Bitch-Back! Can the Twilight Cast Last in the Real World?

Robert Pattinson has people guessing about the longevity of the Twi stars’ careers

By Ted Casablanca Jul 26, 2011 10:52 AMTags
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Dear Ted:
I'm impressed by Robert Pattinson's acting in the Bel Ami trailer. I love him to death, but I didn't think he wouldn't be able to pull it off. (Yes, I'm a bad fan.) I have to say, the Twilight cast may have a shot when this is over. They're all making great decisions with the movies they've made so far. What do you think?
—Christina  

Dear World Dominance:
Uh, they have more than a shot, honey. These kids have the world at their fingertips. Some of them can act, some of them can't, but trust, Twi stars will continue to rule the celeb planet for a long while after Breaking Dawn breaks.

Dear Ted:
We both share a love for the delicious Alexander Skarsgård. But you, my dear, know his Blind Vice, while I am still in the dark. It is killing me. Please, please, please, throw me a bone (or anything). I need some info.
—TAL

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Dear SkarsVice:
It's not boring, that's for sure, but it's not really a Vice, either. Even though it's technically against the law.

Dear Ted:
How is Greta Gatsby's fairy tale looking these days? Is it all sunshine and rainbows and Prince Charming? Or is it more frogs and torrents of rain?
—Meg

Dear Happily Ever After:
The prince isn't sunshine and rainbows, tho the situation isn't frogs and torrents of rain anymore, either, get it?

Dear Ted:
While I love the fact that Rob and Kristen Stewart are no doubt more comfortable about being open with their relationship, I can't help but wonder when they'll walk down the aisle...for real and not just onscreen! K. Stew gets annoyed when people say that Edward and Bella's relationship is too much of a fantasy. She says that if you take away the vamps and werewolves it is a very real situation, a situation that she could easily see herself in. Does this mean that she'll be taking a real walk down the aisle sooner rather than later?
—Flute

Dear Robsten Romantic:
Quick honest answer is it's not gonna happen anytime soon. They are not ready to settle done, and thank gawd. They're babies!

Dear Ted:
Debbie Doobie: married or single?
—L

Dear Confused About Doobs:
Single in the sense that she doesn't have a ring on her li'l finger.

Dear Ted:
Does Kourtney Kardashian's fiancé, Scott Disick, have a B.V.?
—Moo

Dear Higher Standards:
Absolutely not.

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