Any chick who risks jail time for the sake of a party is a legend. (Or an idiot, but that's your call.)
Well, Lindsay Lohan is laughing all the way back to her Venice Beach pad, because the starlet has once again avoided the slammer. And it looks like the ladies of Lynwood Correctional Facility are going to have to wait a while before they see their dear pal Linds...
But she can still somehow legally celebrate her Most Valuable Partyer status with cocktails...
Taking this week's Party Foul is a guy whose name we don't actually know.
But we do know one thing about the dude: He tried to get his hands on Justin Bieber!
Luckily, injuries were described as "minor" and the man was escorted away by the NYPD.
Nobody hurts our Bieber and gets away with it, so the Party Foul of the Week goes to you, you big bully!