Spike TV's Guys Choice Awards brought together some of the hottest guys and gals in Hollywood last night, making sure that no antler trophy (or "Mantler," as they're called) was left un-presented, and no movie star was left unsure of her "Decade of Hotness."
So which actress was so honored by her Guys Choice Award that she promised to "keep downward-dogging until the fat lady sings?" And who did the men choose as their Guy of the Year?
Jennifer Aniston, rocking a sexy black mini-dress, accepted her Decade of Hotness award by vowing to maintain her killer figure with downward-dog yoga moves for years to come. Also honored with one of the biggest awards of the night was Mark Wahlberg, who won Guy of the Year for his role in The Fighter, and for his general badassery.
Rolling Stones rocker Keith Richards won the Brass Balls award for…well, for being Keith Richards. When Robert De Niro asked Richards about the craziest thing he had ever done to deserve the award, he replied simply, "I haven't done it yet."
Justin Timberlake was there to present his Friends With Benefits costar Mila Kunis with the Holy Grail of Hotness award, which he did by getting down on one knee and offering the Mantler statue to Mila by placing it on his head. Oh, those two. So silly.
We've got more scoop from the Guys Choice Awards coming later, including details on Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn's first post-breakup award show appearance. Until then, here is your full list of Guys Choice Awards winners:
Guy of the Year: Mark Wahlberg
Brass Balls: Keith Richards
Decade of Hotness: Jennifer Aniston
Funniest M.F.: Jim Carrey
Guy Movie Hall of Fame: Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Most Manticipated Movie: Cowboys & Aliens
Guy Movie of the Year: The Fighter
Biggest Ass Kicker: Dwayne Johnson
Most Dangerous Man: Jon Jones
Holy Grail of Hot: Mila Kunis
Unstoppable Jock: Aaron Rodgers
Our New Girlfriend: Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Top Fantasy Leaguer: Chris Paul
Comedy MVP: Danny McBride
Hot and Funny: Sofia Vergara
Outstanding Literary Achievement: Keith Richards (Life)
Rookie of the Year: Blake Griffin