We doubt we'll ever see Madonna sitting in the audience of Dancing With the Stars, but you never know.
One of her ex-boyfriends tells me he wants the chance to compete for the mirror ball trophy.
And it's not just any ex...
"I''ve gotten quite a few offers to do reality shows," says Carlos Leon, AKA Lourdes' dad. "I got offered to do Dancing With the Stars a couple years back. I didn't do it, but if they come up with the offer again, I would totally do it."
Right now, he's promoting Immigration Tango, an indie comedy flick in which he costars as one half of an immigrant couple trying to stay in the U.S. The film opens in select cities on Friday.
With Madge and Leon as your parents, is it any wonder that Lourdes wants to act, too? "She goes to the the High School of Performing Arts," he said. "She's in drama class right now. She's a freshman in high school and she's a freshman in acting."
Leon says Lourdes isn't relying on her famous mom to make things happen. "She sees that it's not cake and it's really difficult work," he said. "She knows there's a lot of rejection in the business."
As for Lourdes bringing home a boyfriend, Leon says it hasn't happened yet. "No one's stepped up to the plate yet," he said. "I'm going to have to meet him. I'm very overprotective. I don't know how cool I'm going to be."