We're just going to go out on a limb and say that Matthew Bomer's Neal Caffrey and Tim DeKay's Peter Burke on White Collar are the most devoted, passionately-in-love platonic crimefighters we've ever seen on TV.
The show states clearly that, canonically at least, their relationship has no nooky (Peter's married! Neal's a player!), but we swear, we are not hallucinating the subtext. As such, we were delighted to learn that when White Collar returns to TV tonight on USA at 10 p.m. we're going back to the past to find out where and when these two crazy kids first met: