All aboard, mama drama fans—Teen Mom 2 is going off the rails on a crazy train.
The second season of MTV's hit reality spinoff premieres tonight with a new quartet of 16 & Pregnant alums. Replacing leading lady Amber Portwood in the part of selfish sourpuss/criminal defendant is Jenelle Evans, due to appear in court in North Carolina to face three misdemeanor charges of breaking and entering, marijuana possession, and drug paraphernalia possession.
Refreshingly, not all the new Teen Moms are close to eating their young—some are very good parents...
Tonight we are also reunited with parents of twins Leah and Corey (the devoted dad whose tears ruin our makeup with sympathetic crying); Kailyn, virtually adopted by her boyfriend's family; and text-abuse victim Chelsea, who relied on her own father's support while receiving messages from her baby daddy like "you fat stretch mark bitch...tell me where and when to sign the rights over for that mistake" (i.e., their baby).
Teen Mom 2 premieres tonight at 10 on MTV. Will you be watching?