You asked for it, you're getting it! The Awful Truth is putting together a series of archive pages packed with every bit of dirt on our biggest, filthiest Blind Vice all-stars.
And who better to start with than toothy tile? (Especially since we'll have a new chapter for you in a few hours!) Here is his whole sad horny story:
The Perp: Toothy Tile
Primary Vice: Closeted actor
Blind Bio: A-List actor, prevalent in the tabloids but not so much Hollywood clubs. Has been deep in the closet for quite sometime, but at one point was going to come out until his team of conniving lettuce-eaters convinced him it was a career kiss of death. Has been in a serious relationship with Grey Goose and the two have a kid together, Baby Tile. Will Toothy ever come out?
One Adorable Blind Vice
One Window-Fogged Blind Vice
One Multimedia Blind Vice
One Confused Blind Vice
Two Bad Boy Blind Vice's
One Forced Fagola Blind Vice
Two-To-The Limit Blind Vice
One Two-Tush Trying Blind Vice
One Kids'R' Us Blind Vice
One Special Edition Blind Vice
One Salled-Out Blind Vice
One Fruit-of-the-Doom Blind Vice
One Signed-Sex Blind Vice
One Gage Me With Cocaine Blind Vice
One Fabulous Fagola Run-In "
Straight Dude Buds Stand Up for Toothy Tile
Blind Vice: Toothy Tile Gets Fishy Again
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