Surprise! Kristen Stewart Still Not an "Aloof Bitch"

K.Stew once again fights off rumors she’s nasty

When are reporters—and, more importantly, readers (aside from those at the Awful Truth, duh)—going to finally realize Kristen Stewart is not a total beyotch? Kristen herself has talked about it enough that she actually deserves to get bitchy, but people still keep asking her why everyone thinks she's the celeb from hell.

Of course it came up again in Kristen's latest interview with Telegraph (we're sure you've caught wind of it, it's the one where K.Stew reveals she dropped out of school at 13). In fact, analyzing whether she truly is a bitch—or not—is pretty much the majority of the interview:

"I am quite shy and people think I'm aloof," K.Stew says, echoing a point she's made a million times during her Twilight saga press tours. Sadly, that doesn't seem to cut it because people still argue that if she doesn't want the attention, then she should get the hell out of Hollywood.

To which K.Stew says:

"Do you have a choice? I want to be an actor. I am just not very comfortable talking about myself."

That doesn't seem to be an option in T-town anymore. When you become an actor you also become a celebrity, which is a full-time gig and if you don't play the game by the public's rules then you're a miserable bitch. Hell, sometimes even if you do play it you're still a bitch.

Why can't we accept that the gal might be, oh the horror!, normal?

We're totally bored with it. Wouldn't you rather hear reporters actually ask her interesting Q's? Maybe if they stopped asking her why she's a b-babe all the time she'd let her guard down a little and show some personality.

But if not her ‘tude, then her "rumored" BF: Robert Pattinson.

Sorry to break your Robsten loving hearts (especially you fans who are still dying for one of the two to confirm), but K.Stew told the reporter, while chatting about Rob: "It doesn't matter how many times I've spoken to someone or how well they know me, I'm just not going to talk about that."

Unless you're Oprah, that is.

Time to think of new topics, people!