If the Academy is listening, the cast from gleefully B-movie-esque Piranha 3D have some ideas on how to get younger audiences to pay attention to the Oscars:
Like some new categories, suggested by one of the movie's stars, Adam Scott: Best Gun-Toting JetSki Fight in a Piranha-Related Film, Best Underwater Cave Filled With Piranhas. And if new categories don't work out, as Scott says: "There's enough CG in this movie to nominate us for Best Animated Feature."
Check out other (possibly NSFW) suggestions from castmembers Jerry O'Connell, Jessica Szhor and Kelly Brook.