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These days, Glee's Cory Monteith is spotted around town about as much as Ryan Gosling—consider us tres shocked. Well, not actually—seeing as Cor is one of the hottest rising stars in young Hollywood, we expect the dude—and bad-ass bud Mark Salling—to cause some good old fashion T-town trouble.
But, man, were we let down:
Because while the twosome may have hit up Hollywood hotspot Las Palmas the other night, they were nothing except tame. Make us barf, already! Cory, who doesn't drink, was spotted sipping on a non-alcoholic brew while he cheered Mark on with a bevy of babes (as debauched as this sighting gets, sorry) throughout the night. How very Cory of him, don't you think?
As for Mark, who seems to love the ladies as much off-screen as he does between the show's a capella performances, started the night off chatting up a gorge blonde chick but ended up with a beautiful brunette. The best of both worlds, I guess?
The two—that's Mark and his lady friend, naughty reader—spent the entire night dancing and hanging out. Why the ef can't Cory get any loving in this friggin' city? Taylor Swift -curse, no doubt.
Another bad boy, though now reformed mostly, was spotted across the country...
Johnny Knoxville, former Jackass and current hottie, was outside the front door of the Westin Book Cadillac in Detroit, Michigan. Johnny is in town to shoot a film and just happens to be staying at the same hotel as Sigourney Weaver, Hugh Jackman, and Miley Cyrus.
Might he be making an appearance in Mile's new flick LOL?
"He was very friendly," a D-town diva tells us about her chance-encounter with the prankster. "He was giving autographs to everyone and taking pictures with all his fans. Even older ladies like myself, who don't know how to work a camera and have to ask to take a picture twice."
We're not surprised, doll. Everybody loves a good cougar.
Enjoying far less fan fare for her outing back in T-town was...
The always gorge Molly Sims sitting in back inside booth at Polo Lounge Wednesday night. The blonde babe was sporting straight hair and drinking red wine.
"She looked absolutely gorgeous," a Polo Lounge-lover dishes about the supermodel. "And she was with a gorgeous man. Seemed innocent though, nothing romantic"
We'd hope so, seeing as Sims is rumored to have nabbed Aaron Eckhart as her BF. How stupid would it be to ditch that delicious dude?