It Sucks to Be Lindsay Lohan, Miss USA and Survivor Villain Russell

Having a bad day? Think of it this way, you could be these folks

Got a case of the Mondays? Think of it this way, you could be these folks:

Lindsay Lohan: It's getting to the point where she should just take on Allegedly as her surname. This time, Lindsay allegedly threw a drink at model Jessica Stam. Then she allegedly really keeps it classy by falling on her can at Cannes.

Rima Fakih: Photos have surfaced of the first Arab-American Miss USA winning a pole-dancing contest. Hey, it's better than paying the bills this way.

Russell Hantz: Unlike the two chicks above, the reportedly ragin' Cajun seems proud of his infamous image. Too bad the villainous mastermind was outwitted, outplayed and outlasted by coattail-riding Sandra Diaz-Twine.

So kick back, relax and pick your best of the worst:

Poll

Schadenfreude Poll! May 17, 2010

Who are you happiest that you're not?

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

57.1%

Rima Fakih

Rima Fakih

9.7%

Russell Hantz

Russell Hantz

33.1%

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