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Heidi Montag or Herpes Simplex 2 recently discussed her ridiculous plastic surgery procedures with little Ryan Seacrest. She said that she has footage of the 10 procedures, and that it may air on a future reality show. Translation: "If I can't get anyone to hire me, I will sell that video so that I don't have to consider gaining any actual job skills."
She also revealed that one of the procedures she had was a "back scoop," but she doesn't actually know what it is.
"I might be the first one to try it…it carves out your back a little bit."
Hey moron, if you're going to get 10 different surgical operations, it might be a good idea to find out what they are before you let someone literally stick a knife in your back.
Herpes 2 went on to say that she is happy with her new body, but there are some things she can't do now: like jog or hug.