Four girls moved to L.A.

We watched them love.

We watched them live.

But no one saw this coming…

So goes the trailer to the final—thank you Jesus—season of The Hills. And along with all that living and loving that we've all been forced to watch arrives a severly mutated beast beyond human comprehension. Seriously, watch the clip.

If Michael Jackson's doctor is in trouble, where does that put Heidi Pratt's plastic surgeon?

Don't worry kids, there's plenty more terror where this came from headed your way on a riveting new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!