"She's still human. The Volturi don't give second chances," the red-eyed Jane declares.
Bella begs to be turned into a sparkle vamp. Edward reminds her it's a bad idea—she'll have to watch everyone she's ever cared about die. Boo hoo.
Jacob points out the obvious: "You wouldn't have to change for me, Bella," he says. "I'm in love with you, and I want you to pick me instead of him."
Cue the near-smooch that'll rock Team Jacob's world!
The men exchange dirty looks.
"You have to consider that I might be better for her than you are," the bold wolf tells Edward.
But romantic drama isn't a good movie make. Good thing Victoria comes to save ruin the day!
They'll all fight, battle and debate sparkles versus hair come June 30, when Eclipse actually hits theaters. Until then, feel free to watch this over and over and analyze it frame-by-frame.
And, if that's not enough, there's always this.