It is indeed fun watching Simon Cowell squirm.
Just when you thought the most interesting thing Cowell would have to say on The Tonight Show would be about his supposedly hate-hate relationship with Ellen DeGeneres, Jay Leno asked the lifelong bachelor about the suspiciously large diamond ring girlfriend Mezhgan Hussainy—who later joined the duo onstage—is sporting.
"Well, I do have somebody in my life now, Jay, yes. And I kinda made a decision this year to make somebody happy, so that's how I…it's called giving back," Cowell said, gallantly comparing getting engaged to making a donation to charity.
Not that he was being rude or anything...