"A lot of papers are reporting that I am now legally prohibited from saying anything negative about NBC," the all-but-officially outgoing host of The Tonight Show said last night. "So good night, ladies and gentlemen, it's been a great show!"
"Luckily, they're not saying I can't sing anything negative about the network," Conan O'Brien clarified, before launching into a clearly heartfelt verse: "Morons, incompetent morons. These people are morons. La-dee-dee-dee."
Still, NBC's loss has quickly become Craigslist's gain. After putting The Tonight Show up for sale last week, Team CoCo has taken to the trading site yet again—albeit this time to the Casual Encounters section—offering Conan himself for some "nighttime recreation."