• All that glitters is not gold, and that includes Jennifer Love Hewitt's vajayjay.
• Self-styled extremist "singer" and American Idol dreamer Lamar Royal does not take rejection well. Really. Not. Well.
• There's always one nut case on a reality show. And The Bachelor has Michelle.
• The NBA gets a taste of the NRA as Sports Soup examines weapons in the locker room. No, not that kind.
• Apparently, brave Zak Bagans' butt gets haunted on Ghost Adventures. Well, they do like dark places.