Oh come on, people!
The disgruntled starlet exclusively tells E! News that there is no truth to a report—which started all the way in the U.K., for goodness' sake—that she's super concerned about a sex tape, featuring one of her more private performances, going public.
Not only has she not reacted in the manner the tabloids are saying—"I haven't even heard of this," Lohan insists—but there is simply no tape at all.
Alright, Lindsay, carry on.