Jon Gosselin moves pretty fast—and he's not the only one.
Meaning, Gosselin's not out living the high life with Hailey Glassman.
"I think they are watching the Jon & Kate," Lohan told E!—referring, we might add, to one of our very own E! True Hollywood Stories.
"Kate has been like a daughter and...Jon and her are good friends," Lindsay's dad says of the duo, who have reportedly been in the Hamptons together for three days. "When they needed a place to relax, I opened my door."
How fatherly of him.
"Jon is a great guy. All he does is to talk about his kids," Lohan says, adding that Major "only has his best interests at heart."
Well, Lohan wouldn't attest to the platonic or otherwise nature of Gosselin and Major's relationship status. But Kate 2.0, whatever her intentions are, sure has monopolized a big chunk of Jon's time.
Hey, if she's really interested in settling down with the reality-TV dad, we could give her the name of a good place to get a razor-sharp new 'do.
Now might be a good time for Kate Major to start familiarizing herself with Jon's family album.