Things were going well during Lily Allen's show in Los Angeles last night...until the encore, when Lily closed show with the ol' cover of "Womanizer." A wise choice as it appeared everyone was feeling it, singing along—you know, it was just a regular party. That's when things got real: Lily got Lohan'd.
Near the end of the song (around 3:30 in the video), fellow "Shhh..." tattoo buddy Lindsay Lohan stumbled onstage, snuck up behind dear Lily and whispered something into the singer’s ear. ("Pay attention to meeeeee, pleeeease!" perhaps.)
There was no way out—Lily couldn't just run offstage to escape the tall ghostly creature towering over her in the muumuu. So Lily embraced the Lohan, giving her a chance to sing and dance. The Lohan responded by flailing her arms, a sign she was pleased with the attention. But when Lily turned her attention back toward the audience, this saddened LiLo. Why wasn't anyone appreciating her dancing? And just as quickly as the Lohan stumbled onto the stage, she wandered off into the darkness with a wave of her hand like, “Ugh, you guys aren’t worth it. I'm outskies!”
Let this be a lesson to all of us, should we ever get Lohan'd. Let her flail her arms or whatever she needs to do—all you have to do is turn away and acknowledge the existence of another human being, and she’ll stumble on her way.