Theo Wargo/Getty ImagesDina Lohan recently had the police called on her when she tried to use her daughter's name to get some free Carvel ice cream. Apparently the delicious chain issues Black Cards, which act as VIP cards for a select few in celebration of the company's 75th anniversary. The card is good for free ice cream to the card holder. To the card holder, Dina. The card was issued to Lindsay, probably because they think she's borderline homeless. They also reportedly issued a card to Ali. Dina trotted in to use the card, and a store employee called the police on her. In a statement from the company, they told RadarOnline, "the card holder was to be present at the time of use," and we all know the only place Lindsay and Dina go together is Chateau Marmont. They went on to explain that Lindsay's family has "repeatedly used the card without her present...at first we graciously honored their requests." I guess they got sick of it because according to them, "After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back." That's when Dina flipped out. Apparently the police returned the card to Dina, under strict instructions not to use it again. What a Rocky Road. Stories like this are the reason I get out of bed every morning.