Chelsea Handler, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang, Cover

I'm starting my Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang tour this week, so I'm taking the week off from blogging.  Between answering emails instructing people on how to use the Internet to purchase tickets, hiring a translator to read the book to Chuy and explaining to my "biggest fans" that I do, in fact, do stand up…I have a lot on my plate. 

If you think you're going to miss my insightful words, check in with yourself after a couple of days, and you'll realize that you do not.  You are now free to take this time to reconnect with family and friends.