Pamela Anderson

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The new season of Dancing with the Stars should be borderline amazing.  It's about time they got some women on the show that have a little bit of attitude. 

Shannen Doherty will be available in case Kate Gosselin gets out of line and needs her extensions pulled out.  If you put a Pussycat Doll and Pamela Anderson in the same room together, eventually they'll discover that they've slept with the same person, and one of them will attack the other with a glitter pen. 

Although I doubt the reason they hired Pam was for drama.  They probably just figured with her they'd save money on personal trailers.  You connect the dots.

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