A new survey has disclosed the most embarrassing and weirdest names in Britain.  It seems that some of the names we think are jokes are actual names. 

A spokesperson for the Daily Telegraph said that many parents may not have realized the embarrassment they were imposing on their child when they gave them names such as Barb Dwyer, Hazel Nutt and Paige Turner

If any parent didn't know those names were ridiculous, they shouldn't have been allowed to be parents.  Isn't it tough enough being British without having to sport the name Stan Still

For the record, I did my own survey, and it was unanimously decided that the most embarrassing name in Britain is Amy Winehouse.