Wenn; Franziska Krug/Action Press/Zuma
The New York Post reported that Madonna's boyfriend…or as I like to call him, the adoptee…had a bad night in Rio.
Jesus Luz was showing off his deejay skills at a party honoring the Carnival, when a guest came up and threw a beer right in his face. The partygoer yelled. "I don't want to see your face here anymore." Coincidentally, I yell that every time I get a magazine that has a picture of Madonna.
Luz handled the situation just as you would expect a boy his age to…he went into a corner and cried.
Chelsea Lately: 1, Madonna: 0.