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Jesus Luz, Madonna

Wenn; Franziska Krug/Action Press/Zuma

The New York Post reported that Madonnas boyfriend…or as I like to call him, the adoptee…had a bad night in Rio. 

Jesus Luz was showing off his deejay skills at a party honoring the Carnival, when a guest came up and threw a beer right in his face.  The partygoer yelled. "I don't want to see your face here anymore."  Coincidentally, I yell that every time I get a magazine that has a picture of Madonna. 

Luz handled the situation just as you would expect a boy his age to…he went into a corner and cried. 

Chelsea Lately: 1, Madonna: 0.