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Someone call for the wambulance!

Bachelor in Paradise, our favorite summer guilty pleasure, is officially back in less than a month, with season two premiering on Aug. 2, and we have your exclusive first look at all the drama (and hilarity) that will be going down when Bachelor and Bachelorette rejects descend upon Mexico. 

In the exclusive promo above, there's a whole lot of kissing and a whole lot of crying...and someone is being carted off to the hospital in an ambulanceagain.

Basically, it's going to be the best 30 seconds of your day. Possibly your week. It's all downhill from here, folks!

The contestant heading off on a stretcher in Paradise? Ashley Salter, from Chris Soules' season, who infamously referred to a pomegranate as an onion. Hey, at least she seems to be getting a little action before having to call 911. But she's not the only Ashley causin' drama in the promo as Ashley Iaconetti, the "Virgin Kardashian" from Soules' season, is featured crying. A lot. In fact, you could even refer to it as wailing. 

Plus, we also get our first look at some of Kaitlyn Bristowe's recently eliminated men making their BIP debuts, including JJ Lane (or "turd" as Amy Schumer likes to call him!) and Tanner Tolbert, who is seen making out with one of the most popular girls from Soules' season.

The other contestants you'll be seeing on Bachelor in ParadiseMikey TenerelliDan Cox and Kirk DeWindt, as well as Tenley Molzahn and Clare Crawley, who also appeared in the first seasonCarly WaddellJuelia Kinney, Jillian Anderson and Jade Roper, all from Soules' season, also will be looking for love in front of ABC's cameras once again. 

Bachelor in Paradise premieres Sunday, Aug. 2 on ABC.