Paola Kudacki for Harper's Bazaar UK
As documented by her recent New York Times feature, Megan Fox is having a bit of an image crisis after giving out way too many crazy quotes over the past couple years.
Now, according to the Times, her people are trying their hardest to "change the dialogue about Fox from the out-of-control sex bomb to the Fox they know, who is a homebody with a longtime boyfriend and a fondness for spending Saturday nights at Red Lobster, where she likes the cheese biscuits."
And—what do you know?!—just in time for June's Jonah Hex release, Megan is starting to make the magazine rounds, where she's talking less about vagina power and more about how maternal she is.
As part of this image makeover, she's on the cover of April's Harper's Bazaar UK (on newsstands March 4) telling everybody the exact number of men she has slept with, and the number's not as big as Old Sexy Crazy Megan would have you believe...
"I've only been with two men my entire life. My childhood sweetheart and Brian. I can never have sex with someone that I don't love, ever. The idea makes me sick. I've never even come close to having a one-night stand."
See? Megan isn't the wild and crazy sexpot who was a teenage lesbian and loves sucking on things. Unfortunately, it's not so easy to go back and make us forget all that, something Megan takes responsibility for:
"My biggest regret is that I've assisted the media in making me into a cartoon character. I don't regret what has happened to me, but I regret the way I have dealt with it."
So is New Low-Key Megan convincing? Is it making the ladies hate her a little less, maybe even want to buy a ticket to one of her movies? She's yet to appear on any men's magazines (where Megan really plays up her supersexy image even more), so we'll have to wait and see how she handles herself there.
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