If it had only been that one occurrence with Taryn, perhaps you'd have a point. But I've had my own personal Garner from hell stories. On top of which, Taryn's diva-radar is never wrong.
If the boyish bloodsucker known as Nelly Fang is dying to be outed, why don't you just tell us who he is already?
Dear Vicious Vamp:
It's not my place to out Nelly. His closet—or should I say coffin—will open when he's ready...or when he grabs a less discreet reporter for a tryst in the woods. He's hardly dying to be outed as much as Toothy is. Nelly's just plain horny!
I'm a fan of both, Jen and Ange. Wouldn't it be great to see them do a movie? (But LA would freeze over before this happens.) Maybe add a little Clooney in the mix to spice things up! Oh, the possibilities!
Dear Future Director:
Forget Avatar, a Jennifer-Angelina flick would break box-office records everywhere. I, for one, would be there opening night. But you've got a better chance of Nicole Kidman going au-natural to her next premiere than that happening.
I don't really understand the Blind Vice bit, but I am going to take a guess that Secretia Ohio and Chester Shorts-Off are Halle Berry and her model-boyfriend Gabriel Aubry. This is my first time playing this game, so tell me if it's even close.
Good guess. You're definitely thinking right in terms of totally delicious, but unlike Berry and her beau, Secretia and Chester are locked in matrimony.
Is Mrs. Roxy Couture Vanessa Bryant? I know Vanessa isn't A-list—or even a celeb for that matter—but I have a hard time believing Kobe cleaned up his "extracurricular activities."
Dear Play Ball:
Do any of these scumbags really ever change? But Vanessa isn't the pitied wife in Roxy's sad tale. Way to think outside the typical Hollywood box, though.
Regarding Roxy Courture, could it be Sarah Jessica Parker? She is insanely fashionable and very quiet. Am I even close? Much love from my family to yours!
Dear Swinging Sex in the City:
SJP definitely fits the mold for Roxy, but would you consider Matthew Broderick "impossibly sexy"? Sarah can rest safe that her hubby isn't Stud-Bucket LeBeouf.
You wrote in a BB, "And as far as I'm concerned, the boards are your babies, not mine." Does that mean that you are not going to do anything to help us at all? We wanted more accountability to those posting comments. Why? Because people are stealing monikers of long time regulars and because a lot of the comments are down-right evil and vicious towards some of our favorite people. If, as you say, these boards are ours, I would say most of us want some changes made.
Dear Comment Control:
I promise, our techies are on it. But you'd be surprised at all the glitches behind the E! scenes. The boards are on the to-fix list, I assure you. Wish I could have a better answer as to when. Until then, ignore the haters and the fakers and get your bitch on.
They-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named and her "procedures." Forget the ban—in four words (which is more than they deserve), tell me what you think. I'm dying to know.
Dear Ban Breaker:
Uglier than Octomom. Herpes.
I'd like to know everything about Judas Jack-Off, the hottest BV since Toothy Tile. So my question is: Do they have something in common? I think they do. I believe that they are of similar age, they go out a lot with their respective boyfriends: movies, dinner, shopping and walks. Surprisingly, and as Toothy did, Judas now holds hands with a woman in public. Could you confirm if I am correct?
Dear Blinding Similarities:
Hollywood hotties? Check. In the closet? Check. Beards? Check. I guess they do have a few things in common.
Apparently I'm not the only one who noticed Lohan's receding hairline while she was in London—Lainey commented on it too. Has her hairline always looked that way, or are LiLo's lifestyle choices finally catching up with her physically?
Dear Hairy Situation:
I'd say a few inches of the hairline are the least of Lindsay's troubles. With her "lifestyle choices," she should be happy she's still alive.
Firstly, love you. Second, onto my question: your Facebook link doesn't seem to work. It either takes me to the login page or my home page. I want to become a fan of yours on Facebook, but can't seem to find you...Help!
Dear Facebook Fiasco:
If the link isn't working for you, just search for me—just make sure you choose the right Ted.
I have been a follower of The Awful Truth, for about 6 months. I look to you to give me information on the relationship between Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. The last few days, I have read postings in the comment section that some people believe that either you don't know or don't want to let us down by telling us that Rob and Kris have split up. Question: would you tell us, after so many times of saying they are solid, that they are not a couple and are just friends?
Dear Have A Little Faith: