Why did the chicken cross the road?
Apparently to allow a KTLA news reporter the chance to make every fowl pun possible.
Speaking of chickens, Bachelor Jake Pavelka is handsome, bland and weeps copiously. What does he need besides a wife and some tissue? A sound verbal bitch-slapping from Regis Philbin, of course.
What can top that shocker? Tyra and her pals with extra vaginas, natch!
And where there are extra vaginas, there are extra laughs, as Joel McHale so deftly proves. He'll make good on even more yucks on a new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT. Don't miss it!