ABC/Ron TomAs our own Kristin Dos Santos reported last week, a plane (possibly Lost related) is going to be crashing down on Wisteria Lane. What's it all mean?
Now, with Nicollette Sheridan having been axed, there are some bitchy B-cups to fill. And since Nic was famously the gal to hate, onscreen and off, the main girls are left clawing at each other over on Wisteria Lane.
So who's going to possibly be killed off by this plane crash? And what's even juicier: Is it who everyone on the set wants to be killed off?
Eva Longoria Parker, is that you're name we're hearing?
Spoiler alert! Rumored plot points spilled after the jump! Spoiler alert!
Surprisingly, no. It's Marcia Cross and Teri Hatcher!
"[Marcia] is oddly becoming one of the most popular ones to hate," dishes our deep D.H. insider. "She's cold and chilly."
As for Teri?
"Everybody has always had a problem with [Teri], so that's nothing new."
With Nicollette fired, the girls have no one to gang up on—what a meow snafu!
"People are starting to be bitchier with each other. Before, everybody always bitched about [Nicollette], now that she's gone, people have to find somebody else."
Well, sorry, ladies, it doesn't look as if either Marcia or Teri will be axed next.
The real person in danger of death by plane? Bree's (Marcia Cross) husband, Orson (Kyle MacLachlan).
Although nothing is set in pen yet, we're told from our source (who was spot-on about Nicollette and last year's finale) that's the way it's looking as of now. Perhaps there's time to divert that airplane right smack into Susan's prissy, white-picket fence? Let's hope.
But damn—tornados, electrocution and now a plane crash? Raise your hand if you want to move to Wisteria Lane...this is turning into a soap opera.
—With additional reporting by Taryn Ryder