ABC/RON TOMFor all of you impatient Housewives watchers out there, we've got some scoop about that awful fate in store for Nicollette's character, Edie Britt, along with another poor Wisteria Lane soul. Jump in to hear the bad news and...the bad news, but only if you antsy boob-tube be-yotches can take it.
The Bad News: As we first exclusively reported, Sheridan is axed. Well, more like electrocuted. It does actually happen, regardless of all the hints creator Marc Cherry may or may not have been dropping about life after Edie (for Edie). Yep, I'm told our fave onscreen slut definitely meets her demise, as the poor babe gets offed in a Sunday soon. She finds out Dave's dirty secret and calls him to let that nasty hubby know she knows "everything." Howev, just as Edie is letting it all spill, she unfortunately interrupts him in some unfinished business.
More Bad News: Sorry Dana Delany haters, this bore bitch is gonna be on for a while. See, just when Edie phones Dave to fill him in on her damning discoveries, he picks up right in the middle of attempting to kill Katherine! OMG! Would that Britt hadn't interrupted him. Dammit to yawn-inducing hell!
Precisely put, Sheridan's call takes Dave by, um, surprise, and he fires, missing Delany and allowing her to run free for the rest of the season.
So what do you think? Is N.S. for D.D. a good character trade-off? We think they both should go, just to really spice things up.