Octomom and Jon Gosselin, Sittin' in a Tree...

We wish we were joking, but Nadya Suleman confesses a crush on the father of eight

Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar and their almost 19 kids had better watch out.

The Octomom has eyes for the octodad...and, together, they'd have a whopping 22 offspring to raise.

Nadya Suleman admitted to Radar Online that she's crushing on that total babe Jon Gosselin, and really, who can blame her?

"I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin," she said. "I think he's hot!"

Of course, she also admits she feels bad for Kate Gosselin and wishes the media would leave the troubled twosome alone (and focus more on her, perhaps?). And despite her own visions of reality-television stardom, she agrees with Jon that the TLC show has been exploitative of the kids and should be put on the backburner.

Still, Hailey Glassman had better hold on tight—Jon has been known to stray, and this saucy minx has "fate" written all over her.

In other Octonews, Dr. Michael Kamrava, the fertility doc who treated Suleman, has been expelled from the American Society for Reproductive Medicine, according to Sean Tipton, a spokesman for the organization. However, getting kicked out of a professional organization doesn't mean his license has been revoked. Kamrava can continue to practice medicine (and burden California taxpayers with extraneous babies).