"She broke my vagina," Cardi B told Jimmy Kimmel while recalling the birth of her daughter, Kulture Kiari. "Nobody told me they were gonna stitch my vagina."
"Shoes? $1,200. These glasses? $400. But bitch, my outfit? $20 dollars bitch," she exclaimed in a since-deleted Instagram post. "Get yourself together bitch. Learn how to budget hoe."
"NOTHING LAST FOREVER EXCEPT BILLS," she declared on Twitter when a fan asked for help choosing a senior quote. To be fair, she's not wrong.
"My boyfriend at the time—he dumped me two weeks before my prom, but I honestly think it was because he didn't want to pay for the limo, but then that night…forget it," she told Jimmy Fallon and John Mulaney on The Tonight Show. "The limo that I ended up with—I didn't rented it…I just got in a limo and just…forget it. I can't get into it. Kids watch me now."
"Once you start making money, everybody wants you to be their kid's godmother," she quipped on The Tonight Show.
"I want to thank my fans—Bardi Gang—because even when I'm wrong they be like, 'She still right' and I want to thank my haters, too, because they be downloading my stuff so they can hear it and talk crap about it, but it benefits me!" she said while accepting the Best New Artist Award at the 2018 iHeartRadio Music Awards.
"I'm just a regular, degular, shmegular girl from the Bronx," the former reality star has said often on Love & Hip Hop.
"If he has sex with you more than five times, he loves you," she told BET in 2017.
"I'm feeling good, I'm feeling nervous, overwhelmed—everything!" she told E!'s Giuliana Rancic at the 2018 Grammys. "Butterflies in my stomach and vagina!"
"I get really happy when people see me perform and they're rapping my music, but it's a different feeling when you're dancing and the men throwing you money because you look good," she told New York in 2017. "It's just like when the rice is getting thrown at the bride."
"Sometimes I get a little discouraged, and I wonder how it is going to be next year, but it seems like everybody already predicting where I'm gonna be next year, and it's just like f--king farther than my a--hole," she told New York in 2017.
In a candid Instagram video, Cardi said, "You know, as I get older and I wax more I notice that my mustache is getting thicker. But it's cool though, cause b--ches with good mustaches got good p---y."