Kristen Bell is looking to score.
The Veronica Mars alum teamed up with Thrive Market to create a PSA to promote a petition to allow food stamps to be used online. In the adorable video, Bell approaches the Internet—in this case, a girl standing behind a table with a sign that reads "Internet"—in order to "score" a sloth. More specifically, Bell wants a Pygmy three-toed sloth, or, "you know...that good shiz."
When the young girl a.k.a. the Internet tells her that all she'd need is an address and a credit card, Bell says it's not possible to buy a sloth online.
"Even the biggest sloth lover in the world—me—knows you can't keep a perfect, exotic, endangered animal as a pet," she says. "Despite how badly I want one."