We have reached a wonderful epoch in human food-ordering history.
This is a time when you can order a pizza to your home, through an emoji, or an on-demand button, and now you can make that magic happen without clicking anything at all.
It's not lazy, it's efficient.
Your time is valuable, and any time spent filling out an order online or calling in a delivery takes away precious seconds when you could be putting a pizza in your face.
Domino's latest life-changing innovation is perhaps the most groundbreaking pizza-ordering development in recent memory.
It's a zero-click app.
All you have to do is open the app, which prompts a 10-second timer.
Unless you cancel in those 10 seconds, the longest 10 seconds of your life, your Domino's pizza order will be placed.
It's a life alert button for a pizza.
Again, you open an app on your phone, and unless you chicken out during that tantalizing 10-second countdown, a tasty delivery will be arriving at your home before you know it.
Now, we know what you're thinking...
I still have to open an app? This is 2016.
There are self-driving cars, and dogs are Instagram celebrities.
Well, until we all get X-Men mutant abilities, we're still not able to telepathically communicate our order to our local pizza-making heroes.
The good news is, through butt dials and your phone moving around in your purse, this new app order could lead to a lot of surprise pizza deliveries you weren't even planning for.
Unanticipated pizzas are sometimes the most satisfying pizzas.
So go ahead: Get back to doing literally, absolutely nothing and order a pizza by doing literally, absolutely nothing.
And be proud of it. Science and technology have once again allowed us to be the best versions of ourselves.
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