Splash Mountain


Happiest place on earth? More like…unhappiest place on earth! Right?

(Look, it's Friday. It's been a long week. And honestly, that's probably the most wit you're going to get out of us today. We promise we'll be better next week. Maybe).

Imgur user Blackthorne519 shared this absolutely breathtaking snapshot of Disney World's iconic Splash Mountain drop, and when they say a picture is worth a thousand words, we believe "they" were probably talking about this picture in particular.

"I wouldn't go on Splash Mountain with my wife," reads the caption. Can you guess how his wife took that diss by just looking at her facial expression in the below photo?

Wife got a little perturbed that I wouldn't accompany her on the ride.

That is the look of a person who is plotting a very long and painful revenge scheme. It is, without a doubt, the most hilarious representation of juxtaposition that we've ever seen. In fact, this photo should be next to the word "juxtaposition" in the dictionary. 

We can't stop looking at it! It's so glorious. We bet the people running the photo desk at the end of Splash Mountain made a copy of this to hang on their Wall of Fame.

"She's normally very lovely! This picture just cracked me up! It was at the end of a long day, with our baby son in tow (and my in-laws along with us for the fun) and I was tired," the OP says about why he wouldn't go on Slash Mountain with her. We don't blame him; sometimes the wait for that ride is bonkers.

Splash Mountain Wife = the new Grumpy Cat? Discuss.

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