If you thought there was a glimmer of hope for Kristen Doute and James Kennedy on Vanderpump Rules, then this is not the clip for you. (Also, what show are you watching? Because there was never any hope for these two. Ever.)
In this sneak peek look at tonight's episode of the Bravo hit, exclusive to E! News, the bitter exes have gathered together in Kristen's apartment (God only knows why) and, true to form for these two, things do not go well.
"I wish you the best of luck," James tells Kristen. (So far, so good.) "And I wish more luck upon whoever ends up with you. I really do." Ah, well, that didn't last long.
After that initial dig, it's off to the races for these two, with the insults flying fast and furiously. "You are going to drink yourself into oblivion, you're going to get f--king fired, you're going to lose all your f--king friends, and no one's going to forgive you," Kristen lobs at James.
He throws back: "OK, you know what you're going to do? You're never going to get married, and if you do, you're going to be divorced in the first three years." It's no "drinking yourself into oblivion," but it's enough to get James thrown out of her apartment, but not before he hurls one final insult—and some bodily fluids—her way.
What are you waiting for? Press play on the video above and watch these two turn their relationship into some serious scorched earth.
Vanderpump Rules airs Mondays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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