Look, we can't promise you we won't make any lame and/or inappropriate doctor puns when talking about this guy. But we promise we're going to try not to use any lame and/or inappropriate doctor puns.
Paging, Dr. Mike! We need a full physical, stat!
(Meh, we tried.)
This is Dr. Mike. He's a second-year resident living in New York City. And, as you can clearly see, he is extremely attractive. Why are we calling this particular guy to your attention? Sorry, did we misspell "extremely attractive?" Look at this dude!