Finding a date is hard enough for regular folks, but when you're a dog? You don't even have opposable thumbs to send sexts with! What is a four-legged gal to do?
Luckily, YouTuber Mamrie Hart has come to the rescue of our less romantically-inclined canine (and feline) friends. While Hart spends her days being the star of an insanely popular online show, tweeting to her 400,000 followers and writing a book (which just happens to hit shelves today), she also plays stage mom to her incredibly popular pup Beanz.
Little Beanz (and we do mean little) is basically a star in her own right, with a cadre of Instagram followers and other online fans. But despite the wealth of pictures that feature Beanz looking completely desirable (she wears berets! She gets coffee! She pops bottles), the girl just cannot get a date. We had her mom (you know, Mamrie?) in the office to dish on her new book You Deserve a Drink when we decided to take matters into our own hands and set up a little matchmaking session.
Of course Beanz is a lady of refined taste and won't settle for just any animal off the street, so we presented her with a plethora of Instagram-famous critters to choose from. In keeping with the Tinder times, we asked ol' Beanzy to swipe left or right on everyone's favorite follows like Tuna and Toast—and we had to throw in a few furry members of the E! family as well.
Watch the video above to find out what it's like to force a dog to do Internet dating, and pick up a copy of Mamrie's book while you're at it.