"Monogamy isn't realistic. Monogamy isn't realistic," a nine-year-old Amy Schumer methodically repeats in the opening of the trailer for her upcoming film Trainwreck.
Flash forward 23 years to Schumer's adult life, which, as the title of the film perfectly illustrates, is a bit of a hot mess thanks to her flurry of one-night stands. "I'm just a modern chick who does what she wants. Last week, it was this guy," Schumer states before insisting her life is great, "Before you judge, you should know, I'm doing fine. My friends are awesome, my apartment's sick and I have a great job at a men's magazine."
Of course, the journalist's chaotic life receives a shake-up after the subject of her latest story (Bill Hader) becomes a potential love interest, much to the surprise and shock of Schumer.